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Maria Bamford: Anxiety Song
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This is my anxiety song:
If I keep the kitchen floor clean, no one will die/as long as I clench my fists at odd intervals, then the darkness within me won't force me to do anything inappropriately violent or sexual at dinner parties/as long as I keep humming the tune, I won't 'turn gay.'
Maria Bamford - African Village Makeover
It's time to give small African villages a makeover.
Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 8,412
Maria Bamford - Half Empty
Children in America are suffering from depression.
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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 17,895
A.J. Jamal - Freedom
If you're married, you're not free.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,168
Mike Birbiglia - Yo Therapist
Yo therapist so cheap, she already spent yo co-pay.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), music (727), songs (299)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 1,766
Henry Phillips - Fresh Out of Blues
What Henry takes from life, he gives back to his art.
Tags: Henry Phillips (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 1,599
Mike Birbiglia - Put It on Paper Song
Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), music (727), family (667)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,772
Howard Kremer - I Heal With My Steal
Dragon Boy Suede saves lives with his steal.
Tags: Howard Kremer (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 1,902
Jimmy Carr - The Passion of the Christ
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,955
Chris Regan - Cribs
Chris doesn't have much to show MTV's "Cribs."
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Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 404
Reese Waters - Blacking Out
When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered?
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Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 277
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