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I should have known that my shrink was a little crazy because, in the first session, he says to me, 'Chuck, you shouldn't live in the past because you could die from small pox.'
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Posted: 05/26/93

Chuck Sklar - Shrinks

All psychiatrists see a psychiatrist.

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Posted: 05/26/93
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Chuck Sklar - Good Exercise

Chuck's girlfriend is just having sex with him for the exercise.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 191

Chuck Sklar - Lottery

The lottery has unrealistic names for its tickets.

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Posted: 05/26/93
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Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

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Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort

Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.

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Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy

You never lose your problems.

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Jim Gaffigan - Letters

E-mail has made sending letters tough.

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Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying

Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.

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Dov Davidoff - Crazy People in New York

Crazy people are all over the sidewalks in New York City.

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Posted: 11/18/04
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Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll

The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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