My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
E-mail has made sending letters tough.
You never lose your problems.
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
One of the side effects of anxiety medication is anxiety.
Jessica Kirson writes a letter to an obnoxious homeless person.
Crazy people are all over the sidewalks in New York City.
Jay Mohr promotes the Homeless Olympics.
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.
You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.

