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Men are quite simple.
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Bob is all things to all people.
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Rachel Feinstein loves men who think it's her naughty little idea to be a woman.
You can use a 47-year-old woman for a lot of stuff.
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.
They're each...
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A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman in the breast
with his elbow. Quite apologetic, he turns to her and says "If your heart is as...
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This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a
cigarette when her arm caught fire.
When the police arrived they shot her for...
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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Happiness is finding out your girlfriend doesn't have an aversion to pornographic films.
Unhappiness is finding out she actually starred in a...
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking
downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and...
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What do women and rocks have in common?
You skip the flat
ones
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Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because they never get the house!
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Q: What do a woman and a tornado have in common?
A: They
scream when they come and take everything when they leave.
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How's a casino like a woman?
Liquor in the front,
poker in the back!
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