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"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), America (446)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,968
Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes
Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?
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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,998
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,634
Greg Giraldo - Pride
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,848
Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 31,253
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,170
Kurt Metzger - Religious Tolerance
Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.
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Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,818
TJ Miller - Onomatopoetic Women
My girlfriend has breasts like, "Meh!"
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Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,975
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,273
Bob Nickman - Man/Woman
Bob is all things to all people.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,372
