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"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (987), America (446)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,584
Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes
Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (987), Barack Obama (963)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,648
Greg Giraldo - Pride
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (987), ethnic (813)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,612
Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 30,954
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,545
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,726
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,931
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (987), violence (298)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,364
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,125
