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Melanie Reno: Sisterly Advice
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I told my sister how much I was going out down there, and she said that there was this club I should check out. I was like, 'Oh God, not another club.' She's like, 'Yeah, it's called AA.' I thought it was nice of her to worry, but my car never breaks down.
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Posted: 12/06/02

Melanie Reno - Welcome to the Real World

If your weekends start on Tuesday, you might be partying too much.

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Posted: 12/06/02
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Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother

If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.

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Posted: 08/10/06
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Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer

What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?

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Posted: 08/24/06
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Ben Bailey - New Apartment

Ben has a small new apartment.

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Posted: 04/20/06
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Bonnie McFarlane - In Utero

When you're pregnant, you get a lot of unsolicited advice.

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A.J. Jamal - Heritage

There's always the drunk uncle at a family reunion.

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Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk

Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.

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Drake Witham - Temping

Temp work is empowering.

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Posted: 08/24/06
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Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank

Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.

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Tig - Nine Months

Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.

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Posted: 02/01/01
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