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Melanie Reno: Bill Clinton's Presidency
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For those eight years Clinton was the president, it was like we had that really cool substitute teacher.
Filed Under: news & politics (622),  school (117),  Bill Clinton (73)
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Posted: 12/06/02

Melanie Reno - Substitute

Bars and clubs are not the best places to meet guys.

Tags: Melanie Reno (2), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 5,466

Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky

Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 693

Lewis Black - Arkansas Education

A school system has to be pretty bad to rank 50th.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)

Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 947

Will Durst - Political Correctness

He's not fat; he's gravity enhanced.

Tags: Will Durst (2), The A-List (486), money (471)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 313

David Feldman - JFK vs. Elvis

David compares the deaths of JFK and Elvis.

Tags: David Feldman (14), The A-List (486), marriage (447)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 116

John Henton - Suing the President

It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.

Tags: John Henton (3), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 426

Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton

Bill Clinton is like your mom.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), food (550), money (471)

Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 216

Lewis Black - Weathermen

We don't have seasons anymore because we lost the ozone layer.

Tags: money (471), TV (384)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 4,333

Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping

There is no bungee battalion of the army.

Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), imitations (787), kids (641)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 497

Lewis Black - BJ's Count

If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,050

 
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