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Melanie Camacho: Busted With Marijuana
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You ever see the commercial where the little boy gets caught by his dad, and he's like, 'I got it from you, Dad. I got it from you!'? I tried that with my father. I was like, 'I got it from you, Dad!' 'You been pinching my sh*t?' I got a whupping, and I had to buy another bag.
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