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Megan Mooney: My Father's Rude Friend
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I'm just hanging out, minding my own business. He yells from across the room something he thinks is funny. He's like, 'What's the matter, Megan? You don't have any children because your husband's got a low sperm count?'... I was like, 'I don't know -- doesn't taste like it.'
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Posted: 03/16/06

Megan Mooney - Dad's Friends

Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.

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Megan Mooney - Bad Gift

Megan's friends don't know her.

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Megan Mooney - Work It Out, Ladies

Megan and her sister have nothing in common.

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Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican

Megan might as well be Mexican.

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Megan Mooney - Back Fat

Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.

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Megan Mooney - Drinking Race

Megan practices ordering alcohol.

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Megan Mooney - Megan's Brothers

Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno.

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Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.

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Megan Mooney - Animal Abuse

Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.

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Views: 1,672

Megan Mooney - The Junebug

Megan's got an idea for an Olympic dive.

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