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Megan Mooney: Mom Won't Recognize Lesbians
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Who's a lesbian? That woman in the tuxedo? I don't think so, Megan. Maybe she knows magic or works in a fancy restaurant.'
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Posted: 03/16/06

Megan Mooney - Bad Gift

Megan's friends don't know her.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,105

Megan Mooney - Dad's Friends

Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,667

Megan Mooney - Work It Out, Ladies

Megan and her sister have nothing in common.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,185

Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican

Megan might as well be Mexican.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,574

Megan Mooney - Megan's Brothers

Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 910

Megan Mooney - Animal Abuse

Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,611

Megan Mooney - Mother's Voice

Megan will never pretend to be her mother again.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,514

Megan Mooney - Don't Play With the Stove

Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 5,129

Megan Mooney - The Junebug

Megan's got an idea for an Olympic dive.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 590

Megan Mooney - Back Fat

Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (575)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,472

 
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