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Megan Mooney: Mom Won't Recognize Lesbians
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Who's a lesbian? That woman in the tuxedo? I don't think so, Megan. Maybe she knows magic or works in a fancy restaurant.'
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Posted: 03/16/06

Megan Mooney - Bad Gift

Megan's friends don't know her.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,263

Megan Mooney - Dad's Friends

Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,875

Megan Mooney - Work It Out, Ladies

Megan and her sister have nothing in common.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,263

Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican

Megan might as well be Mexican.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,883

Megan Mooney - Megan's Brothers

Megan's brothers sound like Janet Reno.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 969

Megan Mooney - Don't Play With the Stove

Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), kids (841), ethnic (814)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 5,424

Megan Mooney - Animal Abuse

Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,672

Megan Mooney - Mother's Voice

Megan will never pretend to be her mother again.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,544

Megan Mooney - The Junebug

Megan's got an idea for an Olympic dive.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 608

Megan Mooney - Drinking for Two

Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,315

 
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