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Why would your friends make you wear an ugly dress? Because it's their wedding, not yours. My friends weren't even nice. They're like, 'Could the dress show more back fat? Let's get these tighter.'
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Posted: 03/16/06

Megan Mooney - Back Fat

Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.

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