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Bush put [all of Iran] in the Axis of Evil. My friend was pissed. My friend was like, 'We are not all evil. I am not evil. I peed on a hamster once. That's not nice, but that's not evil.'
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Posted: 12/02/04

Maz Jobrani - Axis of Evil

Bush just had to put all of Iran in the Axis of Evil?

Tags: Maz Jobrani (2), George W. Bush (2037), ethnic (814)

Posted: 12/02/04
Views: 1,102

Patrice O'Neal - Being American

Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,241

Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War

Russ would be the worst POW.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,241

Lewis Black - George W. Bush

When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,125

Greg Giraldo - Game Plan

America can't just keep blowing things up and leaving.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 540

Vic Henley - England

Calling soccer "football" makes too much sense.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,506

Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President

President George W. Bush knows it's over.

Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 518

Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids

Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.

Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 372

Bill Burr - Rednecks

Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,118

 
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