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Bush put [all of Iran] in the Axis of Evil. My friend was pissed. My friend was like, 'We are not all evil. I am not evil. I peed on a hamster once. That's not nice, but that's not evil.'
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Posted: 12/02/04

Maz Jobrani - Axis of Evil

Bush just had to put all of Iran in the Axis of Evil?

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Posted: 12/02/04
Views: 1,381

Patrice O'Neal - Being American

Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.

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Americans rush to do nothing.

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Russ would be the worst POW.

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When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

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Greg Giraldo - Game Plan

America can't just keep blowing things up and leaving.

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Vic Henley - England

Calling soccer "football" makes too much sense.

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Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President

President George W. Bush knows it's over.

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Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids

Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.

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Bill Burr - Rednecks

Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.

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