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Maz Jobrani: Anthrax Is Not the Middle Eastern Way
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Remember the anthrax they tried
to blame on the Middle Easterners? I knew that wasn't a Middle Easterner. That's not how the Middle Easterners work. A Middle Easterner'd have been like, 'What -- you want me to put the anthrax in the envelope, put the stamp on the envelope and mail it? No, no, no, no. That's not how I do it. Can I wrap the anthrax around myself and run into somebody?'
Maz Jobrani - Axis of Evil
Bush just had to put all of Iran in the Axis of Evil?
Tags: Maz Jobrani (2), George W. Bush (2037), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/02/04
Views: 1,102
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
Paul Gilmartin - Take No Chances
The FBI is here to freak us out.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 502
Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior
Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.
Tags: Mike Yard (4), New York City (602), terrorism (439)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,627
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 620
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,891
Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,688
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,651
Isaac Witty - Free Tibet
Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.
Tags: Isaac Witty (2), Premium Blend (750), technology (348)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 926
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