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Matt Iseman: Quitting the Medical Profession
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I quit because I was
in the hospital and I realized that I truly believed that laughter was the best medicine. Turns out penicillin works a hell of a lot better.
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
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Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 991
Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man
A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), sex (983), health (540)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,006
Loni Love - Jacked Up Potluck Salad
No one at the potluck will eat Amy's salad.
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Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,131
Shane Mauss - Roofing While Drunk
Did you know you can get paid just to get drunk?
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (540), growing up (423)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 434
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 783
Jo Koy - Filipino Moms
The thing about Filipino moms is that they don't want you to be a comedian.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), ethnic (731), kids (642)
Posted: 10/15/09
Views: 11,895
Tony Woods - Bad Breath
Tony can't handle people with bad breath.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,630
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,334
Carlos Mencia - Female Orgasms
Women can reach orgasm quickly if they want.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 7,255
Maria Bamford - Dr. Sister
Maria Bamford's sister is a very successful doctor.
Tags: Maria Bamford (29), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 7,982
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