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I'm the only single guy
left out of all of my friends. I'm the last man standing. It's like my buddies and I were in a war movie, where we're storming the beach with machine gun nests, only instead of bullets, they're shooting rings.
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
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Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 714
Rondell Sheridan - Newlyweds
Men are not as complicated as women think.
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 490
Rondell Sheridan - Marriage Observer
The moment a guy says, "I do," his pants are replaced with a tennis skirt.
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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 460
Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette
Women expect certain things on a date.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 1,071
Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy
Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.
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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,076
Adam Sandler - Girlfriends
Pretty girls intimidate Adam.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 21,981
Leslie - Posse
Leslie breaks down the members of a lady posse.
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Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 1,113
John Heffron - Roommate Rob
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,010
Mike Yard - Shallow Friendships
Mike Yard envies the deep friendships women have with each other.
Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (1003), observational (334)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,890
Carol Siskind - Men and Women
Men have less stressful lives than women.
Tags: Carol Siskind (6), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 512
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