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There is nothing funny about
the death penalty -- except the name. Folks, death is not a penalty; 10 yards is a penalty.
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 991
Norm MacDonald - Cliff Diving
You're a great cliff diver if you survive.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), The A-List (486), sports (238)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,540
Patton Oswalt - The Big 9-0
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Live at Gotham (343), aging (274)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 10,438
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 783
David Alan Grier - Coach Captain
Willie is like a daddy to his players.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), imitations (789), sports (238)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 465
Ron White - Death Penalty
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
Tags: Ron White (18), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 23,021
Shang Forbes - Death Penalty
We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (730), crime (256)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 309
Al Lubel - Worrying
Al is unable to verbalize his worry.
Tags: Al Lubel (3), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 289
Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace
White churches get out on time.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 10,510
Rickey Smiley - No More Funerals
There shouldn't be funerals, just home-going celebrations.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 6,426
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