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There is nothing funny about
the death penalty -- except the name. Folks, death is not a penalty; 10 yards is a penalty.
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 903
Norm MacDonald - Cliff Diving
You're a great cliff diver if you survive.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), sports (631), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,440
Patton Oswalt - The Big 9-0
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Live at Gotham (332), death (318)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 9,575
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 714
David Alan Grier - Coach Captain
Willie is like a daddy to his players.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), imitations (772), sports (631)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 323
Ron White - Death Penalty
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
Tags: Ron White (24), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,805
Shang Forbes - Death Penalty
We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), crime (415)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 272
Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace
White churches get out on time.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 8,704
Rickey Smiley - No More Funerals
There shouldn't be funerals, just home-going celebrations.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,228
Margaret Smith - Scuba Diving
You don't have to be certified to go scuba diving in Hawaii.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 387
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