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Since I've been out of
high school, I've been to 32 weddings. That's like 17-and-a-half miles of the electric slide, folks.
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 783
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), TV (384), music (381)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,812
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), The A-List (486), music (381)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,808
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,206
Mike Royce - Heavy Metal
There's nothing like a heavy metal ballad.
Tags: Mike Royce (3), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 143
A.J. Jamal - Freedom
If you're married, you're not free.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (731), marriage (447)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,207
Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (16), imitations (789), kids (642)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,508
Bobcat Goldthwait - Mick Jagger
Bobcat Goldthwait was nervous about meeting Mick Jagger.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), music (381), pop culture (171)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 1,926
Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.
Tags: Dean Edwards (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 1,040
Todd Barry - The Real World
Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1803), TV (384)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 967
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