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Matt Graham: Recovering Workaholic
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I'm not lazy. In fact, I'm a workaholic, which is why I can never work. I'm recovering. Even light work, I can't touch it. Maybe one day, I'll help an old lady with a bag of groceries -- boom! -- I'm in the Peace Corps.
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Posted: 05/26/93

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