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Matt Graham: Recovering Workaholic
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I'm not lazy. In fact,
I'm a workaholic, which is why I can never work. I'm recovering. Even light work, I can't touch it. Maybe one day, I'll help an old lady with a bag of groceries -- boom! -- I'm in the Peace Corps.
Matt Graham - Workaholic
Matt's a recovering workaholic.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (976), work/office (398)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 199
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 87
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (667), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 147
Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man
A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 833
Loni Love - Jacked Up Potluck Salad
No one at the potluck will eat Amy's salad.
Tags: Loni Love (12), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 985
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 903
Shane Mauss - Roofing While Drunk
Did you know you can get paid just to get drunk?
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (976), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 354
Maria Bamford - Dr. Sister
Maria Bamford's sister is a very successful doctor.
Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 5,272
Mitch Fatel - Dr. Fatel
If he wasn't a comedian, Mitch Fatel would be a doctor.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 9,814
Joe DeVito - British Teeth
How can a whole country have tooth decay?
Tags: Joe DeVito (2), health (976), dating (656)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 936
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