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Matt Graham: Recovering Workaholic
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I'm not lazy. In fact,
I'm a workaholic, which is why I can never work. I'm recovering. Even light work, I can't touch it. Maybe one day, I'll help an old lady with a bag of groceries -- boom! -- I'm in the Peace Corps.
Matt Graham - Workaholic
Matt's a recovering workaholic.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (540), work/office (359)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 317
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (582), food (550)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 133
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (582), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 183
Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man
A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,005
Loni Love - Jacked Up Potluck Salad
No one at the potluck will eat Amy's salad.
Tags: Loni Love (11), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,130
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 991
Shane Mauss - Roofing While Drunk
Did you know you can get paid just to get drunk?
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (540), growing up (423)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 434
Jo Koy - Filipino Moms
The thing about Filipino moms is that they don't want you to be a comedian.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), ethnic (731), kids (642)
Posted: 10/15/09
Views: 11,891
Jonathan Katz - Old Pimp
Jonathan's dad is an 84-year-old pimp.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (8), family (581), health (540)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 347
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,111
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