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Matt Graham: My Uncle's Heart Attacks
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My uncle is a mess.
He's had numerous heart attacks. They've used those defibrillators on him so many times that he's got a plus on one nipple and a minus on the other.
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (582), food (550)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 133
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (582), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 183
Matt Graham - Workaholic
Matt's a recovering workaholic.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (540), work/office (359)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 317
Ron Richards - Glow-in-the-Dark Condoms
Now there are condoms that glow in the dark.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), sex (983), family (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 864
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), family (581), health (540)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 875
Bruce Bruce - Bruce's Uncle
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 6,658
Tracy Smith - Rejuvenating
How do you know when your vagina is ready to be rejuvenated?
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,666
Arnez J - Oral Surgery
After 12 shots of Novocain, you can barely talk, let alone drive.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 4,136
John Heffron - Clutterblind
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,074
Just June - Healthy America
An American in America is an American.
Tags: Just June (3), family (582), health (540)
Posted: 04/20/94
Views: 189
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