Matt Graham Jokes
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Matt Graham: Military Cuckoo Clock
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Yesterday I bought a cuckoo
clock at an Army Navy store. Last night at 10, the bird chirped 2,200 times.
Matt Graham - Workaholic
Matt's a recovering workaholic.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (976), work/office (398)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 199
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (667), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 147
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 87
Rodney Carrington - Eating Out
You can make anything taste good with ketchup.
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), shopping (197),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 140,143
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,382
Kyle Dunnigan - Costco
Kyle makes the craziest grocery lists for Costco.
Tags: Kyle Dunnigan (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,587
Margaret Smith - Shopping
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), fashion (230)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,411
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,127
Gary Valentine - Shopping
Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 666
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