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Matt Graham: Manic-Depressive Uncle
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My uncle is a strange
guy. He's very moody, manic-depressive. Once, he sent me a postcard. It said, 'Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead.'
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (581), food (550)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 133
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (582), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 183
Matt Graham - Workaholic
Matt's a recovering workaholic.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (540), work/office (359)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 317
Bruce Bruce - Bruce's Uncle
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 6,658
Ron Richards - Glow-in-the-Dark Condoms
Now there are condoms that glow in the dark.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), sex (983), family (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 864
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), family (581), health (540)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 875
Arnez J - Oral Surgery
After 12 shots of Novocain, you can barely talk, let alone drive.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 4,136
Just June - Healthy America
An American in America is an American.
Tags: Just June (3), family (582), health (540)
Posted: 04/20/94
Views: 189
Danny Cohen - Angry Mother
Nobody else in Danny's household uses Ben-Gay.
Tags: Danny Cohen (2), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 323
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (641), family (581)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,583
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