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Matt Graham: Manic-Depressive Uncle
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My uncle is a strange
guy. He's very moody, manic-depressive. Once, he sent me a postcard. It said, 'Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead.'
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 87
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (667), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 147
Matt Graham - Workaholic
Matt's a recovering workaholic.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), health (976), work/office (398)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 199
Just June - Healthy America
An American in America is an American.
Tags: Just June (3), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 04/20/94
Views: 142
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,703
Bruce Bruce - Bruce's Uncle
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 5,604
Tracy Smith - Rejuvenating
How do you know when your vagina is ready to be rejuvenated?
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,325
Arnez J - Oral Surgery
After 12 shots of Novocain, you can barely talk, let alone drive.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 3,304
John Heffron - Clutterblind
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 1,976
Danny Cohen - Angry Mother
Nobody else in Danny's household uses Ben-Gay.
Tags: Danny Cohen (2), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 245
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