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We had a lot of
assemblies when I was growing up at my school, and they were all the same. Every assembly we had they would always bring in some former drug addict, and he'd be like, 'Yeah, you know, I was addicted to drugs for 20 years, and I almost died, and that's why you shouldn't do drugs.' And I'd be like, 'Well, uh, you didn't die, and you got to do all those drugs!'
Matt Goldich - Assemblies
Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.
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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 336
Tony Camin - Catholic School
There are some mean nuns at Catholic school.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 303
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
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Posted: 05/13/04
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Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
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Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 900
Laura House - Going to College
Whatever you do, be proud of it.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 412
Matt Goldich - Wet Willie
Matt Goldich gets a wet willie.
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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 567
Rich Vos - Anxiety and Depression
One of the side effects of anxiety medication is anxiety.
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Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 1,552
Lenny Clarke - Experimenting with Drugs
Lenny Clarke tried cocaine once -- for, like, nine years.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,676
Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish
Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.
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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,639
Patton Oswalt - Fake Boundaries
Patton Oswalt breaches some fake boundaries.
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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 2,870
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