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Matt Fulchiron: Money Changes People
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They say money changes people, and I say hook that sh*t up. I'm about due for some alterations. I don't care if money changes me into a 300-pound chinchilla with herpes simplex two.
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Posted: 08/10/06

Matt Fulchiron - Quitting His Job

Yes, it was possible for Matt Fulchiron to look more like a homeless person than he did.

Tags: Matt Fulchiron (2), money (471), work/office (360)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 685

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I'll always be thirsty.

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Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.

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Sue Murphy - Garage Sale

There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.

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Posted: 07/12/07
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Salvation soldiers with ear-splitting cries -- we'll dress up a drunk in a Santa disguise.

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Posted: 11/28/97
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Jimmy Dore - Credit Card Declined

The adult equivalent of dorky clothes is getting your credit card declined.

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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,330

 
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