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Matt Braunger: Drunk Batman
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Getting drunk in costume is
one of the greatest gifts God has ever given us. It's just true. Do you know how fun it is being drunk Batman? Trying to solve the case of why am I not pissing on my best friend's car right now? Ah -- case closed. 'Hey Braunger stop pissing on my car!' 'Who's Braunger? I'm Batman taking a Bat-piss.'
Matt Braunger - Drunk Batman
Getting drunk in costume is one of the greatest gifts God has ever given us.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/09/10
Views: 9,630
Matt Braunger - Prank Phone Calls
Eggley Bagelface is a breakfast name of amazing awesomeness.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 9,452
Matt Braunger - Cherubim
A flying baby will steal your sandwich and poop on your head.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), kids (831), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 1,962
Matt Braunger - Cool Mug Shot
When Matt Braunger was arrested for drunk driving, he was a perfect storm of white trash.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 04/09/10
Views: 5,817
Matt Braunger - Owls
The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), animals (540), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 21,925
Matt Braunger - Average Auditioner
Hi, Matt! You're here for the role of unattractive man.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), Live at Gotham (340), movies (293)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 28,513
Matt Braunger - Comedians
My relatives don't think comedians exist.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), animals (540), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 21,246
Matt Braunger - Medical Marijuana Dispensaries
If scary movies scare you, you need medical marijuana.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 04/09/10
Views: 15,425
Matt Braunger - Different Kinds of Orgasms
When a woman has an orgasm, it's like a dove made of rainbows came into the room.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/09/10
Views: 17,298
Matt Braunger - Let's Talk About Porn
It should be illegal for porn actors to look directly into the camera.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/09/10
Views: 36,311
