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Q: Why do they pay sperm donors?

A: Because otherwise they'd stop coming!

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Richard Lewis - Masturbation

Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg."

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Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.

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Once you're married, it's hard to find time to masturbate.

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Going home early is a mistake.

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Where is the harm in masturbation?

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Women can reach orgasm quickly if they want.

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Bob is determined to keep his New Year's resolution.

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A date is not a sporting event.

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Kegel exercises can be helpful for men, too.

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Babies shouldn't try to rob adults.

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