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Maryellen Hooper: Shaving the Armpits
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We have to shave our armpits. Whose idea was that? That's a concave area with a straight razor. Could we invent something? Because the best I can do is a mohawk.
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Posted: 04/10/02

Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver

Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.

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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 5,048

Maryellen Hooper - Neck Hair

Guys grow fur collars on their necks.

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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 962

Maryellen Hooper - Barbie Head

Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.

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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 978

Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Tricks

There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.

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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,517

Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Mirror

Magnifying mirrors are cruel.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), dating (656), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,790

Maryellen Hooper - Bathing Suits

Bathing suits are the worst to try on.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), lookin' good (369), fashion (230)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 3,247

Maryellen Hooper - Bloody Nose

Maryellen Hooper helped stopped the bleeding after she broke her boyfriend's nose.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,033

Maryellen Hooper - Dressing Rooms

Dressing rooms are like a horror house of fat asses.

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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 868

Sebastian - Text Message Fighting

There are rules when it comes to text messaging.

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Posted: 04/08/09
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Amy Schumer - Cabbage Patch Doll

Don't feel badly for Amy, she thinks she's gorgeous.

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Posted: 02/01/09
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