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I have unfortunately developed a
medical condition. I don't know if any of you people have ever heard of it, it's called 'office ass.' You get it from sitting on your ass and eating M&Ms all day. It's at a pretty advanced stage right now. So, I looked in our benefits brochure to see if they cover, and they don't, which I just find so rude because I definitely got it at work.
Marta Ravin - Office Ass
Marta's got a pretty advanced stage of "office ass."
Tags: Marta Ravin (1), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 2,473
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 3,330
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,659
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 984
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 5,165
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,225
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,003
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 2,452
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 5,264
