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I have unfortunately developed a
medical condition. I don't know if any of you people have ever heard of it, it's called 'office ass.' You get it from sitting on your ass and eating M&Ms all day. It's at a pretty advanced stage right now. So, I looked in our benefits brochure to see if they cover, and they don't, which I just find so rude because I definitely got it at work.
Marta Ravin - Office Ass
Marta's got a pretty advanced stage of "office ass."
Tags: Marta Ravin (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 836
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 383
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,859
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 481
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 886
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 936
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 430
Loni Love - Jacked Up Potluck Salad
No one at the potluck will eat Amy's salad.
Tags: Loni Love (12), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 985
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