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I have unfortunately developed a
medical condition. I don't know if any of you people have ever heard of it, it's called 'office ass.' You get it from sitting on your ass and eating M&Ms all day. It's at a pretty advanced stage right now. So, I looked in our benefits brochure to see if they cover, and they don't, which I just find so rude because I definitely got it at work.
Marta Ravin - Office Ass
Marta's got a pretty advanced stage of "office ass."
Tags: Marta Ravin (1), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 985
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 644
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 748
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 2,123
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 421
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 647
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 523
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,204
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), Premium Blend (749), dating (637)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,142
Loni Love - Jacked Up Potluck Salad
No one at the potluck will eat Amy's salad.
Tags: Loni Love (11), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,129
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