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Q: What are the three rings of marriage?

A: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
Filed Under: men/women (1714),  marriage (355)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Bill Burr - Staying Single

Bill has been single too long to care.

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Jeff Cesario - Women These Days

Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

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Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.

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Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.

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Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.

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Jeff Cesario - Marriage

Jeff's wife doesn't fart.

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Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.

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Tony Brown - Perfect People

Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.

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Doug Williams - Marriage

Marriage is for women.

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Retha Jones - The Bachelor

Retha Jones thinks the women on "The Bachelor" don't represent.

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