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Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me."
The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 10,943
Drew Fraser - Underwear
Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 973
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 9,956
Mike Dugan - Relationships
Women have an intelligence network that rivals the CIA.
Tags: Mike Dugan (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 745
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Adam Ferrara - History of Marriage
Marriage was invented by a woman.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 12,119
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,002
Robert Kelly - Awful Sex
Robert used to be good at sex.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,737
Bob Oschack - Heroes
Bob thinks he's a hero for being married.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 308
Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,169
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