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Last night, my wife and I celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary. You know what five years is? Just long enough for me to think this one might not work out.
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Posted: 02/09/06

Royale Watkins - Secret Age

Royale Watkins doesn't know how old his wife is.

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Why do men kill their wives?

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Stacking the medicine cabinet

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