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RodMan: Staying Married
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People say, 'How do you stay married?' And I say, 'Well, just keep going home 'cause the day you don't go home, it's pretty much over.'
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Posted: 02/23/06

RodMan - Marriage

Marriage is not settling down; it's very unsettling.

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Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,111

RodMan - Bubble Bath

Couples should take baths together.

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Posted: 02/23/06
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RodMan - Single Parent Household

RodMan considered anyone a daddy as long as they dated his mom long enough.

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Posted: 11/18/04
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RodMan - Church Offering

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Posted: 02/23/06
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RodMan - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson isn't jail-ready.

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Posted: 02/23/06
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RodMan - Curly Hair

RodMan wanted waves in his hair.

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Posted: 02/23/06
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RodMan - Run of the Row

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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,838

RodMan - Civil Rights March

It's never a good time for a civil rights movement.

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Posted: 02/23/06
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Lisa Lampanelli: Hot Chocolate

Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.

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Posted: 12/03/08
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Mike Epps - Cheataz

The Cheataz film crew discovers some uncomfortable truths about a young woman's boyfriend.

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Posted: 07/14/09
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