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Ralph Harris: Marriage Is an Institution
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Marriage is an institution. You
know, it's a commitment. And you don't get to leave an institution, especially once you're committed.
Ralph Harris - Institution
Married people are good actors.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,153
Ralph Harris - Power Side
Women have to trick themselves into waking up.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 962
Larry The Cable Guy - Marriage
Stacking the medicine cabinet
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), marriage (581), blue collar (79)
Posted: 02/13/05
Views: 121,214
Joe Matarese - Ph.D
You can't quit dumb cold turkey.
Tags: Joe Matarese (2), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/28/08
Views: 1,548
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 14,077
Bill Dwyer - Life Insurance Policy
Bill Dwyer wonders if he or his wife will outlive the other.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 517
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 9,666
Jeff Cesario - Women These Days
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,061
Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner
Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,998
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