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Maria Bamford: Sometimes I Worry
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Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.
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Posted: 07/01/01

Maria Bamford - The Joys of Marriage

Maria Bamford's mother is praying for a husband for her -- at her request.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 3,222

Happy Hour Survival Guide - Maria Bamford: Office Enemy

Sometimes it's hard to get along with people at the office.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 26,319

Maria Bamford - Fired Temp

It is very important to follow your supervisor's rules at work.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 4,262

Maria Bamford - Standards of Beauty

It's hard in L.A., but where Maria Bamford's from, she's a goddess.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,499

Maria Bamford - Breast Implants

Maria Bamford's 32AA breasts are rare, exquisite miniatures.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 9,142

Maria Bamford - High-Pitched, Grating Voice

Maria Bamford's agent wants her to know how grating her voice is.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 8,238

Maria Bamford - Makeup Commercial

Maria Bamford wants to do her own version of Melanie Griffith's makeup commercial.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 1,783

Maria Bamford - E! Celebrity Homes

Maria Bamford wants to host E! Comedian Homes.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 10,086

Maria Bamford - Female Bosses

Your female boss wants you to go take a break and get her a latte.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,362

Maria Bamford - Cults

Being in a cult is great -- the spaceship is coming.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 4,037

 
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