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Jeff Cesario: Married Life
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You like Mr. Pibb? You get to drink all the Mr. Pibb you want! But you wake up 10 years from now and think, 'Well, I think I'd like something hot to drink.' Well, you better heat up some Mr. Pibb!
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Posted: 03/24/05

Jeff Cesario - Women These Days

Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,062

Jeff Cesario - Marriage

Jeff's wife doesn't fart.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,310

Jeff Cesario - Women's Eyebrows

Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 751

Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush

President Bush just wants to be loved.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,677

Jeff Cesario - The Good China

As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,386

Jeff Cesario - Cancer

Being a dick prevents cancer.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,322

Jeff Cesario - Boxing

Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 974

Jeff Cesario - Kids

Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 890

Jeff Cesario - Butts

J. Lo's butt is just a starter kit compared to Wisconsin's butts.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 931

Jeff Cesario - L.A. Gangs

Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,138

 
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