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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

A: He thought his wife was a flake.
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Posted: 12/01/08

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Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.

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The Cheataz film crew discovers some uncomfortable truths about a young woman's boyfriend.

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Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.

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Bill has been single too long to care.

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Bill Dwyer wonders if he or his wife will outlive the other.

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It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.

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Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

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Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner

Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.

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Posted: 04/27/06
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Marriage is like the movie "Groundhog Day."

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Posted: 02/01/07
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Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.

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