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Earthquake: Marriage Like Cable TV
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Marriage is like having cable with just one channel: same thing come on everyday. You see other things come on, but you can't watch it.
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Posted: 03/06/03

Earthquake - Picking Up White Women

Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,314

Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough

You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,875

Lisa Lampanelli: Hot Chocolate

Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.

Tags: marriage (581), porn (110)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 20,189

Stand-Up: Ron White - One Sex Partner

Ron White talks about the advantage of having one sex partner in this sneak peek.

Tags: Ron White (24), sex (1283), marriage (581)

Posted: 04/19/09
Views: 6,888

Bill Burr - Spousal Homicide

Why do men kill their wives?

Tags: Bill Burr (27), marriage (581), crime (415)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,902

Nick DiPaolo - Marriage

Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,973

Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner

Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,998

Wendy Liebman - Weddings

Try to not get your dress dirty because you can wear it trick-or-treating.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), family (667), marriage (581)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,210

David Alan Grier - Married Sex

Married sex and single sex are two different things.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 18,079

Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex

It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.

Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 9,669

 
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