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Earthquake: Marriage Like Cable TV
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Marriage is like having cable with just one channel: same thing come on everyday. You see other things come on, but you can't watch it.
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Posted: 03/06/03

Earthquake - Picking Up White Women

Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,241

Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough

You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,829

Lisa Lampanelli: Hot Chocolate

Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.

Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (35), marriage (574), porn (113)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 20,142

Mike Epps - Cheataz

The Cheataz film crew discovers some uncomfortable truths about a young woman's boyfriend.

Tags: kids (826), marriage (574)

Posted: 07/14/09
Views: 517

David Alan Grier - Married Sex

Married sex and single sex are two different things.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1265), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 14,003

Wendy Liebman - Weddings

Try to not get your dress dirty because you can wear it trick-or-treating.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), family (663), marriage (574)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,183

Bill Burr - Spousal Homicide

Why do men kill their wives?

Tags: Bill Burr (27), marriage (574), crime (409)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,821

Michael Loftus - Vietnam

Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.

Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (574), wars (462)

Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,907

Kevin Hart - Family Unit

They looked like a circus act.

Tags: Kevin Hart (21), marriage (574), parenting (150)

Posted: 01/31/09
Views: 17,728

Bert Kreischer - Twelve Words

Twelve words that work every time.

Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), dating (649), marriage (574)

Posted: 02/08/09
Views: 16,490

 
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