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Mark Wheatle: Heavy D in Concert
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You go to a Heavy
D concert, you will leave satisfied. But you'll be leaving in five minutes because Heavy does two songs and he's tired.
Mike Birbiglia - Dr. Dre
How bad is your insurance if Dr. Dre is your actual doctor?
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 893
Mark Wheatle - Rap Music
All rap concerts are very similar.
Tags: Mark Wheatle (3), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 122
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,221
Wayne Federman - Jazz
Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 383
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,239
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,269
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,545
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,254
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,517
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,090
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