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Doctors give guys that test where they grab you and say cough, and they ask you to look the other way because they don't want you to see them having a good time.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Mark Schiff - Doctors Office

Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), imitations (787), health (540)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,327

Mark Schiff - Supermarket

Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (550), health (540)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,204

Mark Schiff - The Gym

Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (550), health (540)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,471

Mark Schiff - Eating Out

Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), imitations (787), food (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,009

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (25), health (540), drugs (377)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 73,982

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), kids (641), health (540)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 4,745

Mike Birbiglia - Cancer Joke

Mike ruins a charity event with his cancer joke.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (540), storyteller (264)

Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 10,671

Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage

Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.

Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)

Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,863

Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones

Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), health (540), technology (179)

Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,541

Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture

The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.

Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (540), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 917

 
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