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Doctors give guys that test where they grab you and say cough, and they ask you to look the other way because they don't want you to see them having a good time.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Mark Schiff - Doctors Office

Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,024

Mark Schiff - Supermarket

Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 886

Mark Schiff - The Gym

Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,095

Mark Schiff - Eating Out

Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (804), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 734

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,987

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,269

Peter Berman - Coma

The coma is underrated.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449

Andrew Norelli - The Immune System

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 935

Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery

Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.

Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,035

Rondell Sheridan - Hot Shower

Rondell Sheridan tries to avoid getting hot water on his "hooty-hoo."

Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), health (976), imitations (772)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,022

 
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