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Mark Schiff: Grocery Shopping at 3 A.M.
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I was in the meat
department, and I saw a guy in a white coat, blood all over the thing. I said, 'Excuse me.' He said, 'I don't work here.'
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 886
Dana Gould - Break-Up
Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), dating (656), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 982
Kevin Meaney - Mental Institution
Kevin Meaney talks about visiting his uncle in a mental institution.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 459
Carol Siskind - Friends
Carol can keep a secret.
Tags: Carol Siskind (6), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 235
Mark Schiff - Doctors Office
Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,024
Joey Kola - Never Angry
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 863
Gene Pompa - Three-Way
USA Today reports that a man's number one fantasy is to be with two women at once.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,181
Steve McGrew - Wal-Mart
Steve only goes to Wal-Mart when he's feeling depressed.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 6,400
Mark Schiff - Eating Out
Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 734
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,768
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