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Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.
Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
