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Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.
Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."
Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
