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Mark Schiff: Dieting
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I've been on a diet.
I'm on that Slim-Fast thing now. I had seven of them today, so I feel really good.
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,714
Mark Schiff - The Gym
Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,002
Mark Schiff - Doctors Office
Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), imitations (847), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,624
Mark Schiff - Eating Out
Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,451
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 3,330
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,659
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 984
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 5,165
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,225
