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Mark Schiff: Always Want a Bite
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There are some people that
are not fun people to go out and eat with. There's a type of person, wherever you go out, they want a bite of whatever you have. You know who you are. And they always lie, like, 'What is that? I've never had that before. No, I swear to God, I never had that. Give me a bite of that would you? What is that? A ham-burger? I've heard of that. Give me half of that.'
Mark Schiff - Eating Out
Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 734
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 886
Mark Schiff - The Gym
Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,095
Jamie Kennedy - High Five
Jamie Kennedy's friend high fives over a piece of pizza.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,306
Mark Schiff - Doctors Office
Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,024
Ted Alexandro - Friends
Other people's dreams are boring.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,104
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 853
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 370
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 104
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,427
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