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Mark Roberts: Joining the Cub Scouts
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I didn't want to join the Cub Scouts, my father made me. I was willing to join the Cub Scout Reserves.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Mark Roberts - Family Baldness

Mark hides from his crazy family.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 294

Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves

The president makes the call.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 550

Mark Roberts - Being Married

When you're married, you can concentrate on disappointing just one woman.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 708

Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds

The playgrounds used to be metal.

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Posted: 05/25/04
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Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies

Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,711

Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll

The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,100

Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial

Dane Cook was a responsible kid.

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Posted: 11/03/04
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Wanda Sykes - Childproofing

Wanda knows how to discipline children.

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Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 2,550

Matt Braunger - Prank Phone Calls

Eggley Bagelface is a breakfast name of amazing awesomeness.

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Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 641

D.L. Hughley - Kidnapped

If your kids know how to cuss, they won't get kidnapped.

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Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,261

 
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