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Mark Roberts: Joining the Cub Scouts
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I didn't want to join the Cub Scouts, my father made me. I was willing to join the Cub Scout Reserves.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Mark Roberts - Family Baldness

Mark hides from his crazy family.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves

The president makes the call.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Mark Roberts - Being Married

When you're married, you can concentrate on disappointing just one woman.

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The playgrounds used to be metal.

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Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies

Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.

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Wanda Sykes - Childproofing

Wanda knows how to discipline children.

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D.L. Hughley - Kidnapped

If your kids know how to cuss, they won't get kidnapped.

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Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial

Dane Cook was a responsible kid.

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The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room

Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.

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