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Mark Roberts: Dad's Toupee
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My dad just got a
toupee, also -- not a very nice one, though, made out of cat hair. Every time you touch his head, his butt goes up in the air.
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 875
Mark Roberts - Family Baldness
Mark hides from his crazy family.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 294
Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves
The president makes the call.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 550
John Heffron - Junk Drawer Scissors
John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,147
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
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Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 22,691
Charlie Viracola - Six Inches
A major airline adds six inches of legroom.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 339
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,711
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,228
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,623
Lois Bromfield - Guys Are Pigs
For some reason it's OK for guys to be pigs.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,163
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