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No matter who's president, it
costs us money whatever they like. [Reagan] likes jelly beans. Carter liked peanuts; the price of peanuts went up. When Kennedy was president, you couldn't get a hooker for under $75.
Mark Pitta - Back in 1981
If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 374
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 426
Mark Gross - Specific Shapes
It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,979
Will Durst - Reproduction Squad
Why is abortion bad but capital punishment good?
Tags: Will Durst (2), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 176
Steve Marmel - Affairs
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 467
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (470), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 499
Jeff Garlin - Gentleman's Club
When you really think about, strip clubs must be just like hell.
Tags: Jeff Garlin (4), sex (983), money (470)
Posted: 06/28/09
Views: 5,341
Hayes MacArthur - Prostitution
There is a lot of prostitution on Hayes MacArthur's corner.
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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 611
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
Tags: money (470), religion (341)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,354
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,652
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