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Mark Pitta: Sex Out of Wedlock
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I'm in a relationship right now, you know, crossing my fingers. The relationship is great; the sex is great. My friends said, 'Whoa, you've had sex out of wedlock?' I said, 'Oh no, she's married.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Mark Pitta - The Date

A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.

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Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform

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Keep your relationship exciting.

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Women have a plan.

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Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.

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Robert used to be good at sex.

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