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I was watching a Sean Penn movie the other day. Doesn't Sean Penn have that face like he's looking at a menu and hates the food?
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Posted: 02/24/92

Mark Pitta - Leonardo DiCaprio

In "Titanic," Leo looked way too young for Kate Winslet.

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Posted: 09/04/98
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Mark Pitta - Cool Whip

How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Mark Pitta - Practical Jokes

Prank phone calls can keep you young.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Al Madrigal - Ugly Food

Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.

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Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks

Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.

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Patton Oswalt - Reality

Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.

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Open Mic Challenge - Seking7

Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.

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Mark Pitta - Back in 1981

If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.

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Posted: 09/04/98
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Mark Pitta - The Date

A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451

 
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