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Mark Pitta: On Leonardo DiCaprio in "Titanic"
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I thought he was too
young for Kate Winslet. He's supposed to be this worldly traveler. You give him a guitar -- he's in Hanson.
Mark Pitta - Leonardo DiCaprio
In "Titanic," Leo looked way too young for Kate Winslet.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 389
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465
Mark Pitta - Practical Jokes
Prank phone calls can keep you young.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 533
Mark Pitta - Back in 1981
If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 333
Mark Pitta - The Date
A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451
Sean Henderson - Aisle Seat
Sean has his reasons why he always sits near the aisle.
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Posted: 10/17/93
Views: 845
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,545
David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked
Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?
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Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 6,044
Peter Spruyt - Finding Nemo
If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,381
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255
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