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Mark Pitta: Dating a Police Woman
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The most unusual person I
ever dated was a cop. She was a police woman. First night in bed she goes, 'Do you have any protection?' I said, 'You.'
Louis Ramey - Uptight Cops
Louis gets pulled over because he's black.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,555
Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?
Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,923
Finesse Mitchell - Cialis
Guys need to take geometry to pee on Cialis.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,810
Rich Vos - To Catch a Predator
Dressing up like a tree isn't fooling anyone.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 347
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,022
Keith Robinson - Bad Cop
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 858
Andrew Kennedy - Crazy Dad
Andrew's dad is losing his mind.
Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 4,069
Gabriel Iglesias - Faking Arrest For Your Family
When Gabriel Iglesias gets a ride from a cop, he lets his family think he's getting arrested.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), impressions (304), parenting (151)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 22,805
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (293), laws (172)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,418
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