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Mark Pitta: Changing the Party
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Every party I go to,
it's like, 'Hey man, I got some coke. Let's go in the back.' Just once, I want to go to a party and have some guy say, 'Hey man, I got some gasoline. Let's put it in your car.'
Mark Pitta - Back in 1981
If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 650
Exclusive - Jay Larson - Saving Lives
Anyone using a pay phone is a shady character.
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Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 5,597
T-boned Him
Julian McCullough experienced a series of misfortunes with his very first car.
Tags: drugs (503), driving (336)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,608
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 40,523
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 8,398
Jeffrey Ross - License and Registration
Pot makes you paranoid.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (57), men/women (1155), drugs (503)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 3,834
Kenny Rogerson - Accident
The state police love magic.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), alcohol (516), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 3,115
Michael Ian Black - Ambien
An Ambien dipped in Cool Whip would make a good drink.
Tags: Michael Ian Black (34), alcohol (516), drugs (503)
Posted: 07/27/11
Views: 4,258
Mark Pitta - Practical Jokes
Prank phone calls can keep you young.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), imitations (847), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 959
