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Mark Pitta Jokes
Mark Pitta: Changing the Party
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Every party I go to, it's like, 'Hey man, I got some coke. Let's go in the back.' Just once, I want to go to a party and have some guy say, 'Hey man, I got some gasoline. Let's put it in your car.'
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Posted: 09/04/98

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Prank phone calls can keep you young.

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