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Every party I go to, it's like, 'Hey man, I got some coke. Let's go in the back.' Just once, I want to go to a party and have some guy say, 'Hey man, I got some gasoline. Let's put it in your car.'
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Posted: 09/04/98

Mark Pitta - Back in 1981

If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.

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Posted: 09/04/98
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Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls

When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.

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Posted: 01/04/99
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Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines

JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.

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Kenny Rogerson - Accident

The state police love magic.

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Mark Pitta - Cool Whip

How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?

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Christian Finnegan - Car Alarms

The secret to living in New York City is to block things out.

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Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up

Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.

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Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions

Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.

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Jeffrey Ross - License and Registration

Pot makes you paranoid.

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Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.

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