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Every party I go to,
it's like, 'Hey man, I got some coke. Let's go in the back.' Just once, I want to go to a party and have some guy say, 'Hey man, I got some gasoline. Let's put it in your car.'
Mark Pitta - Back in 1981
If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 333
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,905
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367
Kenny Rogerson - Accident
The state police love magic.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), drugs (639), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,640
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465
Christian Finnegan - Car Alarms
The secret to living in New York City is to block things out.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 5,555
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,030
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 0
Jeffrey Ross - License and Registration
Pot makes you paranoid.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), men/women (1003), drugs (639)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 426
Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 14,492
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