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I am the worst investor
in the world. You know what I did? I bought a rental car. That's like marrying a hooker: everyone else has been in it, and you've got to ignore the cigarette burns.
Mark Gross - Specific Shapes
It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,979
Mark Gross - Crackheads
There should be a crack track.
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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 821
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 872
Charlie Viracola - We the People
Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 664
Eugene Mirman - Plea Bargain
The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (23), money (470), driving (270)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 2,472
Derrick Cameron - The Lottery
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 623
Barry Marder - The 405
L.A. institutes a drive-by shooting lane.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), sex (983), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 175
Val Kappa - Different Class Clown
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
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Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,489
Chris Regan - Cribs
Chris doesn't have much to show MTV's "Cribs."
Tags: Chris Regan (1), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 424
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), Premium Blend (749), money (470)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,399
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