Mark Gross Jokes
|
Mark Gross: Worst Investor in the World
|
Get another Mark Gross Joke » |
I am the worst investor
in the world. You know what I did? I bought a rental car. That's like marrying a hooker: everyone else has been in it, and you've got to ignore the cigarette burns.
Mark Gross - Specific Shapes
It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
Tags: Mark Gross (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,925
Mark Gross - Crackheads
There should be a crack track.
Tags: Mark Gross (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 732
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 771
Charlie Viracola - We the People
Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 469
Derrick Cameron - The Lottery
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 565
Barry Marder - The 405
L.A. institutes a drive-by shooting lane.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 163
Val Kappa - Different Class Clown
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Tags: Val Kappa (2), Premium Blend (750), driving (296)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,282
Chris Regan - Cribs
Chris doesn't have much to show MTV's "Cribs."
Tags: Chris Regan (1), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 404
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,615
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,047
Looking for something else?
